Cat Kung Fu

I want to know why they don’t allow cats in the military.
I have some daring moves.
I can move quicker than a dog.
It’s just not fair.
I bet with these moves,
I can put any military dog down.
Just watch me move.
I’m slicker than a rat on ice.
I’m not always nice.
I can be sneaky too,
I’m so quick.
I can pick a flea off a (MWD) dog.
And he won’t even feel it.
He won’t even know what hit
Him
Come on, I can teach feline basic training.
I’m straining
My thigh here,
Are you there?
The cost of our uniforms would be cheaper.
I have sharp claws.
You won’t hear my heavy paws.
I’m a cat that wants to serve our Country.
I know Cat Kung Fu.
Come on, you know Obama doesn’t want to spend any money on uniforms.
I can conform!
Vote for Republican Donald Trump and strengthen our American Military!
I want to know why they don’t allow cats in the military.  I have some daring moves.  I can move quicker than a dog.   It’s just not fair.  I bet with these moves,   I can put any military dog down.  Just watch me move.  I’m slicker than a rat on ice.  I’m not always nice.  I can be sneaky too,  I’m so quick.  I can pick a flea off a dog.  And he won’t even feel it.  He won’t even know what hit  Him  Come on, I can teach feline basic training.  I’m straining  My thigh here,  Are you there?  The cost of our uniforms would be cheaper.  I have sharp claws.  You won’t hear my heavy paws.  I’m a cat that wants to serve our Country.  I know Cat Kung Fu.

I’m in training to be a Military Cat

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