It’s a Trump Christmas! Merry Christmas!

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It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, the stockings around America were proudly hung by patriots with care, in hope that President Trump would soon be there. The children nestled all snug in their beds, knowing now that Americans could say Christmas would soon be there, with visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads, seeing baby Jesus lying asleep in his hay filled manger, his bed.  And mama in her Christmas gown and I in my red, Make America Great Again cap, I was ready for a long peaceful winter’s nap. When out on the lawn rung such a loud clatter, I sprang from my bed to see, what was the matter away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open the sash with a loud voice I did hear shout, you no longer need to worry about your hard earned American cash.  The markets were thriving, and stocks were driving.  It was going to be a merry Christmas indeed, I could hear old Saint Nick Shout!  No more do Americans need to pout! It was time to get rid of all negative doubt. Santa dressed in his red suit whistled now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch, to the top of the soon Trump wall. Saint Nick shouted once more, we no longer have to disguise our faith with a red suit, I can proudly stomp my black shiny boots!  Thanks to Americans who got aboard the Trump train and made a loud toot!  He yelled again, this time next year I’ll be delivering a manger scene to the White House perfectly manicured lawn, I took a quick yawn as I saw a young fawn race across the white snow filled lawn. I looked again and saw his chubby cheeks covered with freshly baked cookie crumbs falling from his full white beard. And then he disappeared into the night delivering hope and gifts to all those who believe. I awoke the next morning feeling an itch up my sleeve, thinking soon it would be New Year’s Eve and then inauguration would bring Americans freedom with relief for once and for all, we could say, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

And it all started with that Trump voice that boldly shouted. You’ll see once and for all, I’ll make America Great Again and build a Trump Wall. And all the world will see America will be strong again, once and for all!

The world will see America will not fall!

And we can say, Merry Christmas, once and for all!


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